monotonehell wrote:I can't help myself... after twelve years, it's become tradition.
I still remember laughing my ass off about that the first time I saw it. I reckon there could be grounds for a championship based around tracks like this, wherein:
- All the cars must be either
XF Falcons or
VK Commodores, and must contain
at least one body panel that is a different colour to the rest of the car.
- The pitstops involve the cars being up on bricks and having their wheels stolen. Instead of refuelling, replacing a half drunk slab of VB with a full one is acceptable.
- Instead of stop-go penalties, they have an RBT, where you're disqualified if your BAC goes UNDER .05.
- The pitlane is to be positioned inside a large Bottle-O.
- Drivers MUST contain readings of THC.
- Seatbelts are optional.
- Time bonuses are given for burnouts, drifts and donuts.
- Any crashes must be sorted out by a punch up.
- Cars must have either mags or steel wheels. Hub caps are allowed, but a car mustn't have more than two.
- Loud sound systems playing "Doof Doof" music are mandatory. Alternatively, Cold Chisel is also acceptable.
- The race is deemed complete once 50% of entrants are either passed out or incarcerated.
