Only in Adelaide? Hardly!
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:16 am
With some of the recent outbursts - on these forums and elsewhere - on how this attitude or that behaviour is "an Adelaide thing" or "only in Adelaide", I thought it may be a good idea to collect some counter-examples to help deflate that notion. Let's make this a collection of evidence that the same kind of small-mindedness and self-flagellation people complain about here is actually a more global pattern; that while there are things that we don't like about local attitudes, we are hardly unique.
To get the ball rolling, a quick sample from the Emerald City of Seattle. I've mentioned before the Alaskan Way Viaduct, the 50+ year old elevated highway along the waterfront that's at serious risk of collapsing during an earthquake. For more than a decade they've been "debating" what to do about it. Short history:
To get the ball rolling, a quick sample from the Emerald City of Seattle. I've mentioned before the Alaskan Way Viaduct, the 50+ year old elevated highway along the waterfront that's at serious risk of collapsing during an earthquake. For more than a decade they've been "debating" what to do about it. Short history:
- it's a state highway, so the state says "we'll replace it with a new elevated road";
- Seattle council says "no way, it runs through our city and we want a tunnel";
- State says "fine, here's a cut-and-cover tunnel, but it's going to cost you extra", council says "sure, whatever";
- voters in the city say "absolutely not, no way, we don't want to pay for this, just decommission the road and leave it at that", they overwhelmingly reject the tunnel option;
- state says "here's our new plan - a 54 ft wide deep-bore tunnel. And we'll pass a law that says if there's any budget overrun, Seattle has to pay not the state";
- voters dump the old mayor and elect Mike McGinn who ran largely on a No Tunnel platform;
- State presses ahead soliciting bids for construction, Seattle council may sign agreements with the state against the wishes of the Mayor, even though the mandatory environmental impact assessments haven't started
NorthWesterners are chumps. Who cares about any of this. It may happen, it may not happen... at the end of the day it will always be slow-paced in Seattle, always boring, always filled with socially timid xenophobic passive-aggressive smug pretentious douche bags. Tunnel or other option in or out, what ever passes will not take decades to complete in sleepy slow-ass Seattle.
God. This town sucks. If anyone is new to Seattle, please note: Get the F**K OUT. These people are all about government beaurocracy, bickering, ...anything that would provide an assertive direct decision, becuase that would not be passive aggressive. Tunnel or not, it will take DECADES until a 'solution' is provided here. In the mean time you could be in another city that acutally can offer people who respond socially let alone provide eye contact on a general basis. If the Stranger was not pretentious and smug, it would be the Seattle Weekly. But hey, you could stick around and see if will work with this tunnel thing, because maybe it wont be soo dismal next winter... yeeeah, riiight